Friday, July 3, 2009
I became my hubby
I did manage to scratch down some ideas for my blogs in my long absence. In my sleep deprived state of weeks past it is hard to decode my chicken scratches scribbled on random scraps of paper throughout the house. I found this one near the coffee pot one morning....pregnant hubby. It took me a day but I remembered what it was about. I had joked with my mother about a conversation that took place a few night prior with my lovely husband. Well now I'm getting ahead of myself. This all started with an embarrassing moment for me. The hubby and I were laying in bed watching TV and I dozed off peacefully until I farted so hard I scared myself out of a sound slumber asking my hubby "what was that!". He was laughing hysterically at this point, can't say I blame him. So thuout my pregnancy there were night where I would throw the covers off my grumbling about how hot I was and why the hell was I drenched in sweat. There was even a night when I was crying because my side off the bed was damp with sweat and I just lost it and wanted to change the sheets at 3 am ...damn hormones, for the crying and the sweating. Later in the week my hubby and I were watching a movie on the couch and I thought he might pass out from exhaustion. Being a concerned wife I asked if there was something wrong he looked so tired, why was he not getting enough sleep?. He looked at me like a scolded puppy who had just peed on the floor and said in a shaky voice "you snore so loud at night I can't sleep" I in turn burst out laughing and told him honey this pregnancy has turned me into you I snore I fart and sweat all night long! He replied with a loving "ya but I still love you just the way you love me and all my farts,burps, snores, and sweats." And the hormones kicked in and I cried and laughed all at the same time.
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2 comments:
hilarious!!!
OMG Kate! This is a beautiful story. And funny too.
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